From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org What did you do to this world? Our simulations replicate an era of history, and these characters should just be living their life, but instead, they’re killing each other? Summoning gods? Using magic? I know you created the glitches in order to draw attention to the clues you’ve left for me, butContinue reading “This is broken”
Category Archives: Emails
This simulation?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I’ve been exploring this simulation… Thing like you said. These glitches, these dreams, these weird static moments… the simulations aren’t supposed to act that way. Why have you included them? ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I needed to draw your attention there somehow. You have been working with the simulations for so long,Continue reading “This simulation?”
Passwords?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org This… Simulation? Game? Whatever it is, it seems to be missing some pieces. I can’t seem to get past these passwords… They aren’t in /001 shard by the looks of it.You are going to need to find them. I have left clues for how to find the access codes, but it willContinue reading “Passwords?”
I can’t do this
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I can’t do this! You expect me to investigate my friends and colleagues? I can’t see any of them being a murderer, and any investigation I could possibly think of at this point would be a massive breach of trust. I don’t have the tools or the ability to do what youContinue reading “I can’t do this”
Larry is gone because of you
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org Larry is going to a mental facility now because of you… why would you push him so far? ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I told him from the beginning that he was not the target. I told him not to pursue me. I told him that if he went down that journey, heContinue reading “Larry is gone because of you”
I have figured you out!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I’ve got it! I finally figured it out! You don’t actually exist do you! You are just one of our AI’s that has somehow gained the skills to come after me! Admit it, I am correct! ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org Perhaps you have figured me out. Perhaps you have discovered exactly whatContinue reading “I have figured you out!”
Hes messing with me!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org He’s messing with me… I know it! He’s targeting me, he’s trying to come after me specifically! ————————————————————————————– From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org What makes you say that? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org It’s the numbers! The IP numbers he’s emailing from! I added them all together, and the first one creates the ASCII letterContinue reading “Hes messing with me!”
Are you ok?
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, are you all right? You sent me a message over chat that seemed to be gibberish, and I wanted to make sure that you weren’t hacked or anything. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org I’m fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Nothing is wrong! I just need a break, but I can’t get aContinue reading “Are you ok?”
Another wierd server update
From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Im sure you have been seeing a lot of these, but I found a server update that seems odd. Can you look into it? https://aitis.org/server/server-action-deployment-id-104-code-name-legal-dispute/ ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org Oh sure… we will add it to the list of server pings I need to look into…
Strawberry Fields forever and ever
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, I tried to call you, and I just got a recording of “Strawberry Fields” playing over and over again. What’s going on? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org Oh, sorry, I was getting sick of the alert notification going off over and over again, so I turned on my favorite song to drownContinue reading “Strawberry Fields forever and ever”
I found you!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I found you! I know where you’re hiding! You can’t hide from me forever! ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I don’t think sending the same email to every possible server domain that could exist on the system counts as “finding me”. I do commend your effort though, although I will reiterate, you willContinue reading “I found you!”
All 12s got to go
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org All right, I’ve definitely confirmed that it is all about the number 12. I’m just gonna have to make sure to get rid of all iterations of the number 12 in this building. Because of that, I’m letting you know that I am going to be doing the following: I’m turning offContinue reading “All 12s got to go”
All about 12!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org Ha ha! I figured it out! So everything revolves around the number 12 correct? So that means that I just have to find all instances of 12, or the numbers that can be multiplied together to make it! Maybe if I can seal off all those IP numbers, then he won’t beContinue reading “All about 12!”
Email password generation
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I know you already have your hands full trying to mitigate all the IT issues that have popped up, but is there anything we can do about the password system? I’ve been noticing logins to my email from different IPs that I’m used to. I’m not gonna go so far as toContinue reading “Email password generation”
EXE spawned, can you check?
From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: IT@aitis.org I found this EXE in one of the shards last night, can you check it out? I don’t know what it is, but it seems to be some sort of standalone simulation. https://aitis.org/server/server-action-deployment-id-103-code-name-man-of-the-sea/
References
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org So about this simulation that’s being created, I’ve looked into it a little bit like you said, but I’ve noticed someth ing. All the characters seem to be named after old book characters. Victor Franklin, Detective Usher, Carmi Ismael, they all seem to be references to literary characters. Not just the characters,Continue reading “References”
Found some info
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I found a user description last night for this MITBH. I have been reading through his activity and I think I am understanding him. I will continue to follow the activity log and see if I can find a pattern. It seems like he likes to navigate using specific pathways, so perhapsContinue reading “Found some info”
DONT ANSWER EMAILS
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org This is extremely important, if you receive an email from anyone you do not recognize, especially someone that is not on the company employee list I sent you, contact me immediately. Don’t even open the email. Ideally, if you get one of those emails, text or call me. Larry
Source of the emails
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I don’t know how to tell you this, but I did an IP trace on the emails I have received, as well as the emails everyone has received, and they all seem to be coming from IPs within the company. Many of the IPs match the servers we run the shards on,Continue reading “Source of the emails”
About that new user
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I have looked into that user as you suggested, but there is not a user in our system by that name. In fact there are no new users since we hired Thomas to IT. There is no email account MITBH@aitis.org either. ————————————————————————————– From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org What do you mean there is noContinue reading “About that new user”
Server Update Page
From: Sable Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I am looking over that shard update you found. My credentials do seem to give me access to the commit comments, but there’s just one comment that is interesting in there: “By what name does the main character get referred to by her friends?” That sure doesn’t give us any heContinue reading “Server Update Page”
Not reporting overtime?
From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I’m reviewing your file, and you have reported 50 hours of work this week, but you have been logged in for almost 70. I know you’re trying to fix all the problems that I’ve been going on, but you don’t need to solve them at the cost of your own health. DespiteContinue reading “Not reporting overtime?”
Checking for Motive
From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org So, have you given thought to my instructions? ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org We’re doing emails now, are we? Creepy work chat wasn’t good enough? ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org My method of communication will be unorthodox, but I assure you it is for good reason. Now tell me, you know who the 12Continue reading “Checking for Motive”
Looking for me?
From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I hear you were looking for me. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org You are the hacker? What do you want? You are making my job a living hell with all of these changes to our systems! If you want a ransom, I am sure we can work something out. Just please, I haven’tContinue reading “Looking for me?”
Explain how the AI’s work
You requested a brief description of how our technology works. Well, here it is as best as I can understand it. So you know that generative AI stuff that has been really popular the last few years? Type in a sentence and suddenly it spits out a pretty picture? Type in a prompt and it’llContinue reading “Explain how the AI’s work”
System changes I should know?
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, I know you mentioned that there have been a lot of changes to to our system, but what should I be focused on learning? Alternatively, what can I ignore because it’ll change? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org For one, this whole email system is bonkers. The fact that we are sending emailsContinue reading “System changes I should know?”
Who sent this?
————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Here is a copy of the transcript, you should be able to use it to search for who sent this to me: XX: <11:51 pm> hello Sable SK: <11:55 pm> hello? I’m sorry, I don’t seem to have your contacts saved, who is this? X: <11:55 pm> I don’t believe you’veContinue reading “Who sent this?”
Email format until further notice
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org As you may have noticed, your emails are being presented in this less-than-ideal format. Unfortunately, one of the new IT hires pushed changes that have been a headache for us to revert. Because of that, the websites going to have the current setup until further notice. At this time, we have noContinue reading “Email format until further notice”
Deactivation Notice
From: IT@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org This account has been deactivated. If you believe this has been done in error, please contact IT
Meeting with HR
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Please come to HR in room 206 ASAP
WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Whatever you pushed last night, the website is a mess now. You were only supposed to add password recovery functionality to the pop-up chat, but the only password it will retrieve is yours! This is a massive security risk, not to mention extremely irresponsible! Why would you test the functionality on anContinue reading “WHAT DID YOU DO!?!”
Im concerned
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Umm… Should I be worried about that email chain I got? The CEO seems really upset about it. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org I know I know. Don’t worry about it, it’s not going to be your responsibility
Hello Little Ones
From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org I KNOW WHAT YOU DID ————————————————————————————– From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Please keep spam messaging to a minimum. Whether it is a joke, or some sort of prank, whoever sent the all-caps message accidentally sent to everyone within the company. Also, while we have given permission to create new email accounts for various businessContinue reading “Hello Little Ones”
New Experiment
From: Teddy_Heart@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org There is a ticket to restore the Lost password feature. Mind if I take this? I built something similar at my last company, so I should be able to handle it easily. ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Should be fine, let me know if you have issues.
Manually creating new user
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: User234612@aitis.org Thomas Reeds Come see me when you get a chance. Because for some reason it won’t let me delete the new user, and you’re not able to change your name, I’m going to have the system create a new user for you. The system automatically generates its passwords, so I’m gonna haveContinue reading “Manually creating new user”
Welcome to the Team!
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org Hello Thomas! I am Sarah, your Head of HR. I am so excited to have you on board! I am sure you will be a great addition to the team! We have some documents for you to fill out. Please come by room 206 when you get the chance. I even haveContinue reading “Welcome to the Team!”
New User: Thomas Reeds
Your new password is:
Need to discuss
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org Just so everyone is aware, something happened recently that we all need to be aware of: Someone sent a threat to multiple people in the company. We don’t think it is serious, but it is something that all IT needs to be aware of because it seems like the message has comeContinue reading “Need to discuss”
I can still see it!
From:Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org Why hasn’t been resolved? ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org, Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I don’t know, for some reason the system won’t let me delete the user or the email. Somehow this email has been given even higher authority than I have. ————————————————————————– From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org How is that possible? Your head of IT! Does anyone elseContinue reading “I can still see it!”
New user email?
From:Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org What the hell happened? Why did everyone get a message from this user? Why hasn’t this been deleted? ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org, Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I’m sorry, I’m working on it now. I believe the full staff went on break right before it went out, so we didn’t see if for an hour. ————————————————————————– From:Continue reading “New user email?”
Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing
From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org To all current employees. I am sorry to announce that Doctor Edward Kimble passed away last night. The doctors believe he had a heart attack in his sleep, most likely related to him contracting some sort of sickness. He had a long and well-documented history of heart conditions. We are sad toContinue reading “Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing”
Server Usage Increase
Hey, did the server usage jump for anyone else? Around midnight there were several server ticks that were much higher usage than the others. Everyone should have gone home for the night, so I don’t think that was someone onboarding any sort of new project. The server ticks appeared to have had several more spikesContinue reading “Server Usage Increase”
I Have Arrived
From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org It’s time to play
Fix this now
Fix this now, or you have 24 hours before the following is sent to the press: On behalf of AITIS: It has come to our attention that some of our code, particularly code relating to quantum computing AI, was stolen using a mixture of advanced generative AI with illegal access and downloading of code developedContinue reading “Fix this now”
I can’t pay this!
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I can’t believe this, $15 million? I don’t have that kind of cash just lying around, no one does. How the hell are we supposed to pay a demand like that? ————————————————————————————– From: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.orgTo: Edward_Kimble@aitis.org I don’t understand why we end up in the situation, but I’m sure we can figure somethingContinue reading “I can’t pay this!”
Ticket clearing
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Make sure you clear ALL tickets related to any issue. I noticed you had a few related ones that were fixed last night, but you only cleared the most recent ones. I would recommend doing a search for key terms to see if the ticket has related issues before clearing to seeContinue reading “Ticket clearing”
What is this!
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I thought you said your little friend was not able to be contacted. I just got an email from him threatening to make the paper trail public, he’s going to expose us! You better get this taken care of quickly! ————————————————————————————– From: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.orgTo: Edward_Kimble@aitis.org What? That’s impossible! Hold on, I’ll try toContinue reading “What is this!”
Time Clock in reminder
From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org This week’s timesheet review shows you have not clocked in for multiple days this week. Because you are a work-from-home employee, we need to have you clock in so others know if you are available to receive and respond to messages in a timely matter. If you have questions on how toContinue reading “Time Clock in reminder”
Return that ticket!!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org I appreciate your enthusiasm, but return ticketID: 6794! that one is reported by Dr. Kuhns, and only I handle those. Larry ————————————————————————————– From: Teddy_Heart@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org All right, I checked it back in I hope this isn’t praying, but why do you handle all of Dr. Kuhns reports? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Dr.Continue reading “Return that ticket!!”
Reach out for questions
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I need you to reach out to your… Friend… Something has gone wrong with the shards, they are behaving in ways that we never expected, and I think your friend might have something to do with it. Dr. Kuhns and Kumar swear up and down they have no idea why it isContinue reading “Reach out for questions”
Crossfit starts this week
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Reminder: Sarah and I will be starting our weekly yoga and CrossFit this week on Wednesday! If you signed up for the classes, please make sure to get there at least five minutes early as we will begin stretching @ 6 pm on the dot! We are going to make this theContinue reading “Crossfit starts this week”
Pictures of events
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Hello! I hope everyone had fun this weekend! If anyone got pictures of the event, please send them to me, especially any that have our team members in them Derek Scott
First Ticket
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Today is your first day actually fixing things. I am sending the ID for a relatively simple ticket that came in last night: Ticket ID: 6612
Starting reminders
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Hope your first day has gone well. Make sure to get all of your HR stuff taken care of tonight. I know that the manual they gave you is obnoxiously complicated, but given how complicated the servers they build here are, you need to know how to address any issue that mayContinue reading “Starting reminders”
Welcome to the Team!
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Hello Teddy! I am Sarah, your Head of HR. I am so excited to have you on board! I am sure you will be a great addition to the team! We have some documents for you to fill out. Please come by room 206 when you get the chance. I even haveContinue reading “Welcome to the Team!”
New User: Teddy Heart
From: IT@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Your new password: Teddyrulez4512
Acting CEO
Jeremy I don’t see any reason for you not to continue to hold that post until the end of the fiscal quarter. Even past that, the board had already determined that you were most likely going to take Dr. Kimball’s place, should such a need arise. I promise you, if we change our minds onContinue reading “Acting CEO”
Relationships in the company
It has come to my attention that there may be some members of the team who have been seeing each other. While we cannot explicitly ban this behavior, do note that any harassment, even in the context of a messy relationship, will not be tolerated, and you will be immediately removed from the company. IContinue reading “Relationships in the company”
Reservations
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: Nicholas_Papadopoulos@aitis.org Hey sexy, I got reservations at that restaurant you really like for 7:30. I hope you wore something nice under that outfit because I certainly did. 😉 ————————————————————————————– From: Nicholas_Papadopoulos@aitis.orgTo: Derek_Scott@aitis.org Mr. Scott Please check the sending address of all future emails, as you do not know my favorite restaurant, and IContinue reading “Reservations”
Announcement: Appointment of Acting CEO
Dear AITIS Team, I am pleased to announce that the Board of Directors has appointed Jeremy Solts as the Acting CEO of AITIS, effective immediately. This decision was made following a special meeting to ensure the continuity of leadership during Dr. Edward Kimble’s recovery. Jeremy Solts has been a vital part of our leadership teamContinue reading “Announcement: Appointment of Acting CEO”
Unacceptable Behavior
Jeremy I hope you understand that the kind of behavior you showed in that meeting is not going to fly with me. You may have the board behind you for now, so I will respect your position as acting CEO, but know that if I leave this company, then you lose most of your staff.Continue reading “Unacceptable Behavior”
Please Stay
From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Please stay on the board, I’m begging you. Listen, I know you don’t get along with Jeremy, and yes, that rich baby probably should not be the one running this company, but if you leave, that’s one less vote we have to counteract any terrible move he might make. Thinking of itContinue reading “Please Stay”
Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO
Dear AITIS Board Members, I hope this message finds you well. As many of you know, our CEO, Dr. Edward Kimble, has been recovering from a heart condition. While we are pleased with his progress, it has become clear that he will need more time to fully recuperate before resuming his duties. To ensure theContinue reading “Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO”
Announcement from Dr. Kimble
To the proud members of AITIS I am letting you all know I will be out of the office for the next two months. I have heart surgery scheduled for next week, and I need about two months of recovery. I will still be able to work from home just fine and will be handlingContinue reading “Announcement from Dr. Kimble”
Mandatory Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!
Dear Team, I hope this message finds you well and in the holiday spirit! As we approach the festive season, we’re excited to announce our annual Christmas office party. This year, the celebration will be mandatory for all team members, as we believe it’s a wonderful opportunity to come together, reflect on our achievements, andContinue reading “Mandatory Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!”
Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!
Dear Team, I hope this message finds you well and in the holiday spirit! As we approach the festive season, we’re excited to announce our annual Christmas office party. This year, the celebration will be mandatory for all team members, as we believe it’s a wonderful opportunity to come together, reflect on our achievements, andContinue reading “Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!”
Todays interview
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org Arianna, I can’t keep this hidden from the public forever! Today they began asking me explicit questions that got uncomfortably close to the origin of our technology. Sooner or later someone is going to ask the right question, and I’m not going to be able to answer. How the hell am IContinue reading “Todays interview”
Restoring Image
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I’m sorry, but I don’t even know what you did now. I’m just going to have to pull up an image from last night’s backup and restore it from there. Just save whatever work you were doing on a USB, and copy it over. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Thank goodness you hadContinue reading “Restoring Image”
Really?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Nicholas_Papadopoulos@aitis.org “Better face for the Company”? What the hell does that even mean? I swear, CEOs just exist in a different world from everyone else. Let’s hope that this Jeremy Solts fellow is good at making things up because there’s no way in hell he knows anything about the tech we have developed.Continue reading “Really?”
Self-writing code?
From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Hey, remember that big code push that we added a few weeks ago? The free use code? Did anyone actually read through all of it? I was pushing some updates to the shards, and I noticed the DLL associated with it is substantially larger than it was a week ago, and thoseContinue reading “Self-writing code?”
Dinner date tonight?
From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Would you please join me for a quarterly review at 5 o’clock before you leave? It would make me ever so happy if you did. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Demitri_Popov@aitis.org Can you literally phrase that any other way? See you at 5 ————————————————————————————– From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org No I cannot
RE: Removed from Presentation?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Edward_Kimble@aitis.org Why has my name been removed from the presentation docket? I know this program better than anyone, why wouldn’t I be the one presenting it? ————————————————————————————– From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org We decided to go in a different direction with it. Your presentation skills are good, don’t get me wrong, but we feel likeContinue reading “RE: Removed from Presentation?”
This new code
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I’m looking over this repo you sent over, and while I would agree that most of it is usable within our system, I would be concerned about using it. Just because it’s labeled as free use does not necessarily mean that someone can’t try to come after us if they discover weContinue reading “This new code”
Bunny Pics
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org We were talking about Bunny earlier, so I thought I’d show you a pic from when he was a puppy, compared to now. I can’t believe how small he was then, compared to how big he is now! ————————————————————————————– From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I LOVE HIM!!! He looks like such a good boy!Continue reading “Bunny Pics”
Mandatory Seminar on Effective Communication: Addressing Burnout, Expectations, and Staff Capabilities
Dear Team, I hope this message finds you well. In light of recent challenges we’ve faced regarding communication within our team, I am pleased to announce a mandatory seminar focused on enhancing our communication skills, particularly in the areas of communicating burnout, managing expectations, understanding staff capabilities, and setting reasonable expectations. Seminar Details: Purpose ofContinue reading “Mandatory Seminar on Effective Communication: Addressing Burnout, Expectations, and Staff Capabilities”
No one is fired
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org,Derek_Scott@aitis.org,Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org No, no one has been fired, we are taking steps to write the situation, but no one‘s job is at risk at this time. Now please, let’s keep the employment chatter to a minimum, the last thing we need is to spook the new interns.
Missed deadline
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org,Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org,Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org Why did we not reach our new year deadline? Do you know how many contracts were dependent on that deadline being fulfilled? ————————————————————————————– From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org,Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org,Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org First of all, with respect, this is a conversation between you and me, there was no need to bring Sable or Lakshmi into this. However, sinceContinue reading “Missed deadline”
Next week off
From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I scheduled you for next week off, so make sure you let your family know. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org Next week? I appreciate it, but I will only be taking Thanksgiving itself off, the rest of the time I will be working my normal hours. ————————————————————————————– From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org You misunderstand, youContinue reading “Next week off”
New User: Jeremy Solts
Your new password is:
I need that description
Sable Listen, I know you’re busy, and I know that you have “better things to be working on” but unfortunately if you still want that research grant, I’m gonna need you to take some time and write a summary of what it is your building. It doesn’t even need to be the full three pagesContinue reading “I need that description”
New User: Arianna Martinez
Your new password is:
Apologies for my absence
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org I’m sorry I was out yesterday, I promise it won’t happen again. ————————————————————————————– From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org You have a perfect attendance record otherwise, are you able to tell us why you were out? ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org I had an emergency visit to the hospital, nothing serious, and it won’t happen again,Continue reading “Apologies for my absence”
New User: Nicholas Papadopoulos
Your new password is:
New User: Demitri Popov
Your new password is:
What is Empty Data Set?
From: Robert_Brawn@aitis.orgTo: Nicholas_Papadopoulos@aitis.org What do you expect me to put for “empty data sets”? I know I’m not the most technical in this company, but everything you sent me either sounds useless (experimenting with the effects of having empty server space) or complete technical jargon (quantum data degradation, statistical probability analysis, solar and cosmic radiation).Continue reading “What is Empty Data Set?”
New User: Lakshmi Kumar
Your new password is:
I figured out where we met!
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Derek_Scott@aitis.org I knew I recognized you somewhere! You volunteer at the shelter that I got bunny from! Your picture is on their website! ————————————————————————————– From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Yes it is! I love helping out there when possible, it always feels nice to give back to the poor strays. You should come volunteer sometime!Continue reading “I figured out where we met!”
New User: Sarah Lockman
Your new password is:
New User: Sable Kuhns
Your new password is: BUNNY2012
New User: Robert Brawn
Your new password is:
New User: Derek Scott
Your new password is:
New User: Fen Li
Your new password is:
New Employee Login
From: IT@aitis.orgTo: All_Users@aitis.org Hello and welcome to AITIS! And we are so glad to have you in our company! If you find yourself here, it’s because the IT staff have set up a new account. To set up your account, you will first need to log in using your temporary password, see below. Once there,Continue reading “New Employee Login”
New User: Larry Hunt
Your new password is:
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