Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing

From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org To all current employees.  I am sorry to announce that Doctor Edward Kimble passed away last night. The doctors believe he had a heart attack in his sleep, most likely related to him contracting some sort of sickness. He had a long and well-documented history of heart conditions. We are sad toContinue reading “Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing”

Crossfit starts this week

From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Reminder: Sarah and I will be starting our weekly yoga and CrossFit this week on Wednesday! If you signed up for the classes, please make sure to get there at least five minutes early as we will begin stretching @ 6 pm on the dot! We are going to make this theContinue reading “Crossfit starts this week”

Relationships in the company

It has come to my attention that there may be some members of the team who have been seeing each other. While we cannot explicitly ban this behavior, do note that any harassment, even in the context of a messy relationship, will not be tolerated, and you will be immediately removed from the company. IContinue reading “Relationships in the company”

Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO

Dear AITIS Board Members, I hope this message finds you well. As many of you know, our CEO, Dr. Edward Kimble, has been recovering from a heart condition. While we are pleased with his progress, it has become clear that he will need more time to fully recuperate before resuming his duties. To ensure theContinue reading “Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO”

Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!

Dear Team, I hope this message finds you well and in the holiday spirit! As we approach the festive season, we’re excited to announce our annual Christmas office party. This year, the celebration will be mandatory for all team members, as we believe it’s a wonderful opportunity to come together, reflect on our achievements, andContinue reading “Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!”

Dinner date tonight?

From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Would you please join me for a quarterly review at 5 o’clock before you leave? It would make me ever so happy if you did. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Demitri_Popov@aitis.org Can you literally phrase that any other way? See you at 5 ————————————————————————————– From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org No I cannot