From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org To all current employees. I am sorry to announce that Doctor Edward Kimble passed away last night. The doctors believe he had a heart attack in his sleep, most likely related to him contracting some sort of sickness. He had a long and well-documented history of heart conditions. We are sad toContinue reading “Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing”
Category Archives: Arianna Martinez
Fix this now
Fix this now, or you have 24 hours before the following is sent to the press: On behalf of AITIS: It has come to our attention that some of our code, particularly code relating to quantum computing AI, was stolen using a mixture of advanced generative AI with illegal access and downloading of code developedContinue reading “Fix this now”
I can’t pay this!
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I can’t believe this, $15 million? I don’t have that kind of cash just lying around, no one does. How the hell are we supposed to pay a demand like that? ————————————————————————————– From: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.orgTo: Edward_Kimble@aitis.org I don’t understand why we end up in the situation, but I’m sure we can figure somethingContinue reading “I can’t pay this!”
What is this!
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I thought you said your little friend was not able to be contacted. I just got an email from him threatening to make the paper trail public, he’s going to expose us! You better get this taken care of quickly! ————————————————————————————– From: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.orgTo: Edward_Kimble@aitis.org What? That’s impossible! Hold on, I’ll try toContinue reading “What is this!”
Reach out for questions
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I need you to reach out to your… Friend… Something has gone wrong with the shards, they are behaving in ways that we never expected, and I think your friend might have something to do with it. Dr. Kuhns and Kumar swear up and down they have no idea why it isContinue reading “Reach out for questions”
Crossfit starts this week
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Reminder: Sarah and I will be starting our weekly yoga and CrossFit this week on Wednesday! If you signed up for the classes, please make sure to get there at least five minutes early as we will begin stretching @ 6 pm on the dot! We are going to make this theContinue reading “Crossfit starts this week”
Pictures of events
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Hello! I hope everyone had fun this weekend! If anyone got pictures of the event, please send them to me, especially any that have our team members in them Derek Scott
Relationships in the company
It has come to my attention that there may be some members of the team who have been seeing each other. While we cannot explicitly ban this behavior, do note that any harassment, even in the context of a messy relationship, will not be tolerated, and you will be immediately removed from the company. IContinue reading “Relationships in the company”
Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO
Dear AITIS Board Members, I hope this message finds you well. As many of you know, our CEO, Dr. Edward Kimble, has been recovering from a heart condition. While we are pleased with his progress, it has become clear that he will need more time to fully recuperate before resuming his duties. To ensure theContinue reading “Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO”
Todays interview
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org Arianna, I can’t keep this hidden from the public forever! Today they began asking me explicit questions that got uncomfortably close to the origin of our technology. Sooner or later someone is going to ask the right question, and I’m not going to be able to answer. How the hell am IContinue reading “Todays interview”
This new code
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I’m looking over this repo you sent over, and while I would agree that most of it is usable within our system, I would be concerned about using it. Just because it’s labeled as free use does not necessarily mean that someone can’t try to come after us if they discover weContinue reading “This new code”
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