From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org What did you do to this world? Our simulations replicate an era of history, and these characters should just be living their life, but instead, they’re killing each other? Summoning gods? Using magic? I know you created the glitches in order to draw attention to the clues you’ve left for me, butContinue reading “This is broken”
Category Archives: Sable Kuhns
This simulation?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I’ve been exploring this simulation… Thing like you said. These glitches, these dreams, these weird static moments… the simulations aren’t supposed to act that way. Why have you included them? ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I needed to draw your attention there somehow. You have been working with the simulations for so long,Continue reading “This simulation?”
Passwords?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org This… Simulation? Game? Whatever it is, it seems to be missing some pieces. I can’t seem to get past these passwords… They aren’t in /001 shard by the looks of it.You are going to need to find them. I have left clues for how to find the access codes, but it willContinue reading “Passwords?”
I can’t do this
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I can’t do this! You expect me to investigate my friends and colleagues? I can’t see any of them being a murderer, and any investigation I could possibly think of at this point would be a massive breach of trust. I don’t have the tools or the ability to do what youContinue reading “I can’t do this”
Larry is gone because of you
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org Larry is going to a mental facility now because of you… why would you push him so far? ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I told him from the beginning that he was not the target. I told him not to pursue me. I told him that if he went down that journey, heContinue reading “Larry is gone because of you”
Email password generation
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I know you already have your hands full trying to mitigate all the IT issues that have popped up, but is there anything we can do about the password system? I’ve been noticing logins to my email from different IPs that I’m used to. I’m not gonna go so far as toContinue reading “Email password generation”
DONT ANSWER EMAILS
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org This is extremely important, if you receive an email from anyone you do not recognize, especially someone that is not on the company employee list I sent you, contact me immediately. Don’t even open the email. Ideally, if you get one of those emails, text or call me. Larry
Server Update Page
From: Sable Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I am looking over that shard update you found. My credentials do seem to give me access to the commit comments, but there’s just one comment that is interesting in there: “By what name does the main character get referred to by her friends?” That sure doesn’t give us any heContinue reading “Server Update Page”
Checking for Motive
From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org So, have you given thought to my instructions? ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org We’re doing emails now, are we? Creepy work chat wasn’t good enough? ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org My method of communication will be unorthodox, but I assure you it is for good reason. Now tell me, you know who the 12Continue reading “Checking for Motive”
Who sent this?
————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Here is a copy of the transcript, you should be able to use it to search for who sent this to me: XX: <11:51 pm> hello Sable SK: <11:55 pm> hello? I’m sorry, I don’t seem to have your contacts saved, who is this? X: <11:55 pm> I don’t believe you’veContinue reading “Who sent this?”
Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing
From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org To all current employees. I am sorry to announce that Doctor Edward Kimble passed away last night. The doctors believe he had a heart attack in his sleep, most likely related to him contracting some sort of sickness. He had a long and well-documented history of heart conditions. We are sad toContinue reading “Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing”
Server Usage Increase
Hey, did the server usage jump for anyone else? Around midnight there were several server ticks that were much higher usage than the others. Everyone should have gone home for the night, so I don’t think that was someone onboarding any sort of new project. The server ticks appeared to have had several more spikesContinue reading “Server Usage Increase”
Crossfit starts this week
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Reminder: Sarah and I will be starting our weekly yoga and CrossFit this week on Wednesday! If you signed up for the classes, please make sure to get there at least five minutes early as we will begin stretching @ 6 pm on the dot! We are going to make this theContinue reading “Crossfit starts this week”
Pictures of events
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Hello! I hope everyone had fun this weekend! If anyone got pictures of the event, please send them to me, especially any that have our team members in them Derek Scott
Relationships in the company
It has come to my attention that there may be some members of the team who have been seeing each other. While we cannot explicitly ban this behavior, do note that any harassment, even in the context of a messy relationship, will not be tolerated, and you will be immediately removed from the company. IContinue reading “Relationships in the company”
Unacceptable Behavior
Jeremy I hope you understand that the kind of behavior you showed in that meeting is not going to fly with me. You may have the board behind you for now, so I will respect your position as acting CEO, but know that if I leave this company, then you lose most of your staff.Continue reading “Unacceptable Behavior”
Please Stay
From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Please stay on the board, I’m begging you. Listen, I know you don’t get along with Jeremy, and yes, that rich baby probably should not be the one running this company, but if you leave, that’s one less vote we have to counteract any terrible move he might make. Thinking of itContinue reading “Please Stay”
Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO
Dear AITIS Board Members, I hope this message finds you well. As many of you know, our CEO, Dr. Edward Kimble, has been recovering from a heart condition. While we are pleased with his progress, it has become clear that he will need more time to fully recuperate before resuming his duties. To ensure theContinue reading “Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO”
Mandatory Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!
Dear Team, I hope this message finds you well and in the holiday spirit! As we approach the festive season, we’re excited to announce our annual Christmas office party. This year, the celebration will be mandatory for all team members, as we believe it’s a wonderful opportunity to come together, reflect on our achievements, andContinue reading “Mandatory Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!”
Restoring Image
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I’m sorry, but I don’t even know what you did now. I’m just going to have to pull up an image from last night’s backup and restore it from there. Just save whatever work you were doing on a USB, and copy it over. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Thank goodness you hadContinue reading “Restoring Image”
Really?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Nicholas_Papadopoulos@aitis.org “Better face for the Company”? What the hell does that even mean? I swear, CEOs just exist in a different world from everyone else. Let’s hope that this Jeremy Solts fellow is good at making things up because there’s no way in hell he knows anything about the tech we have developed.Continue reading “Really?”
Self-writing code?
From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Hey, remember that big code push that we added a few weeks ago? The free use code? Did anyone actually read through all of it? I was pushing some updates to the shards, and I noticed the DLL associated with it is substantially larger than it was a week ago, and thoseContinue reading “Self-writing code?”
Dinner date tonight?
From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Would you please join me for a quarterly review at 5 o’clock before you leave? It would make me ever so happy if you did. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Demitri_Popov@aitis.org Can you literally phrase that any other way? See you at 5 ————————————————————————————– From: Demitri_Popov@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org No I cannot
RE: Removed from Presentation?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Edward_Kimble@aitis.org Why has my name been removed from the presentation docket? I know this program better than anyone, why wouldn’t I be the one presenting it? ————————————————————————————– From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org We decided to go in a different direction with it. Your presentation skills are good, don’t get me wrong, but we feel likeContinue reading “RE: Removed from Presentation?”
This new code
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Arianna_Martinez@aitis.org I’m looking over this repo you sent over, and while I would agree that most of it is usable within our system, I would be concerned about using it. Just because it’s labeled as free use does not necessarily mean that someone can’t try to come after us if they discover weContinue reading “This new code”
Bunny Pics
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org We were talking about Bunny earlier, so I thought I’d show you a pic from when he was a puppy, compared to now. I can’t believe how small he was then, compared to how big he is now! ————————————————————————————– From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I LOVE HIM!!! He looks like such a good boy!Continue reading “Bunny Pics”
No one is fired
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org,Derek_Scott@aitis.org,Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org No, no one has been fired, we are taking steps to write the situation, but no one‘s job is at risk at this time. Now please, let’s keep the employment chatter to a minimum, the last thing we need is to spook the new interns.
Missed deadline
From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org,Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org,Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org Why did we not reach our new year deadline? Do you know how many contracts were dependent on that deadline being fulfilled? ————————————————————————————– From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org,Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org,Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org First of all, with respect, this is a conversation between you and me, there was no need to bring Sable or Lakshmi into this. However, sinceContinue reading “Missed deadline”
Next week off
From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I scheduled you for next week off, so make sure you let your family know. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org Next week? I appreciate it, but I will only be taking Thanksgiving itself off, the rest of the time I will be working my normal hours. ————————————————————————————– From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org You misunderstand, youContinue reading “Next week off”
I need that description
Sable Listen, I know you’re busy, and I know that you have “better things to be working on” but unfortunately if you still want that research grant, I’m gonna need you to take some time and write a summary of what it is your building. It doesn’t even need to be the full three pagesContinue reading “I need that description”
Apologies for my absence
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org I’m sorry I was out yesterday, I promise it won’t happen again. ————————————————————————————– From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org You have a perfect attendance record otherwise, are you able to tell us why you were out? ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Fen_Li@aitis.org I had an emergency visit to the hospital, nothing serious, and it won’t happen again,Continue reading “Apologies for my absence”
I figured out where we met!
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Derek_Scott@aitis.org I knew I recognized you somewhere! You volunteer at the shelter that I got bunny from! Your picture is on their website! ————————————————————————————– From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Yes it is! I love helping out there when possible, it always feels nice to give back to the poor strays. You should come volunteer sometime!Continue reading “I figured out where we met!”
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