I have figured you out!

From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I’ve got it! I finally figured it out! You don’t actually exist do you! You are just one of our AI’s that has somehow gained the skills to come after me! Admit it, I am correct! ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org Perhaps you have figured me out. Perhaps you have discovered exactly whatContinue reading “I have figured you out!”

Hes messing with me!

From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org He’s messing with me… I know it! He’s targeting me, he’s trying to come after me specifically! ————————————————————————————– From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org What makes you say that? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org It’s the numbers! The IP numbers he’s emailing from! I added them all together, and the first one creates the ASCII letterContinue reading “Hes messing with me!”

Are you ok?

From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, are you all right? You sent me a message over chat that seemed to be gibberish, and I wanted to make sure that you weren’t hacked or anything. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org I’m fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Nothing is wrong! I just need a break, but I can’t get aContinue reading “Are you ok?”

Another wierd server update

From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Im sure you have been seeing a lot of these, but I found a server update that seems odd. Can you look into it? https://aitis.org/server/server-action-deployment-id-104-code-name-legal-dispute/ ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org Oh sure… we will add it to the list of server pings I need to look into…

Strawberry Fields forever and ever

From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, I tried to call you, and I just got a recording of “Strawberry Fields” playing over and over again. What’s going on? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org Oh, sorry, I was getting sick of the alert notification going off over and over again, so I turned on my favorite song to drownContinue reading “Strawberry Fields forever and ever”

I found you!

From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I found you! I know where you’re hiding! You can’t hide from me forever! ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I don’t think sending the same email to every possible server domain that could exist on the system counts as “finding me”. I do commend your effort though, although I will reiterate, you willContinue reading “I found you!”

References

From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org So about this simulation that’s being created, I’ve looked into it a little bit like you said, but I’ve noticed someth ing. All the characters seem to be named after old book characters. Victor Franklin, Detective Usher, Carmi Ismael, they all seem to be references to literary characters. Not just the characters,Continue reading “References”

About that new user

From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I have looked into that user as you suggested, but there is not a user in our system by that name. In fact there are no new users since we hired Thomas to IT. There is no email account MITBH@aitis.org either. ————————————————————————————– From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org What do you mean there is noContinue reading “About that new user”

Looking for me?

From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I hear you were looking for me. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org You are the hacker? What do you want? You are making my job a living hell with all of these changes to our systems! If you want a ransom, I am sure we can work something out. Just please, I haven’tContinue reading “Looking for me?”

System changes I should know?

From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, I know you mentioned that there have been a lot of changes to to our system, but what should I be focused on learning? Alternatively, what can I ignore because it’ll change? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org For one, this whole email system is bonkers. The fact that we are sending emailsContinue reading “System changes I should know?”

Who sent this?

————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Here is a copy of the transcript, you should be able to use it to search for who sent this to me: XX: <11:51 pm> hello Sable SK: <11:55 pm> hello? I’m sorry, I don’t seem to have your contacts saved, who is this? X: <11:55 pm> I don’t believe you’veContinue reading “Who sent this?”

Im concerned

From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Umm… Should I be worried about that email chain I got? The CEO seems really upset about it. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org I know I know. Don’t worry about it, it’s not going to be your responsibility

I can still see it!

From:Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org Why hasn’t been resolved? ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org, Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I don’t know, for some reason the system won’t let me delete the user or the email. Somehow this email has been given even higher authority than I have. ————————————————————————– From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org How is that possible? Your head of IT! Does anyone elseContinue reading “I can still see it!”

New user email?

From:Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org What the hell happened? Why did everyone get a message from this user? Why hasn’t this been deleted? ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org, Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I’m sorry, I’m working on it now. I believe the full staff went on break right before it went out, so we didn’t see if for an hour. ————————————————————————– From:Continue reading “New user email?”

Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing

From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org To all current employees.  I am sorry to announce that Doctor Edward Kimble passed away last night. The doctors believe he had a heart attack in his sleep, most likely related to him contracting some sort of sickness. He had a long and well-documented history of heart conditions. We are sad toContinue reading “Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing”

Crossfit starts this week

From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Reminder: Sarah and I will be starting our weekly yoga and CrossFit this week on Wednesday! If you signed up for the classes, please make sure to get there at least five minutes early as we will begin stretching @ 6 pm on the dot! We are going to make this theContinue reading “Crossfit starts this week”

Relationships in the company

It has come to my attention that there may be some members of the team who have been seeing each other. While we cannot explicitly ban this behavior, do note that any harassment, even in the context of a messy relationship, will not be tolerated, and you will be immediately removed from the company. IContinue reading “Relationships in the company”

Restoring Image

From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I’m sorry, but I don’t even know what you did now. I’m just going to have to pull up an image from last night’s backup and restore it from there. Just save whatever work you were doing on a USB, and copy it over. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Thank goodness you hadContinue reading “Restoring Image”