From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org
To: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org
All right, I’ve definitely confirmed that it is all about the number 12. I’m just gonna have to make sure to get rid of all iterations of the number 12 in this building.
Because of that, I’m letting you know that I am going to be doing the following:
I’m turning off the 12th rack of servers
rerouting the 12th port on all server hard drives
Banning any IP’s that have the number 12 in them
Renaming any cubicles that have the number 12 to 13
Revoking all card privileges of people trying to get onto the 12th floor
Requiring that no tasks can happen at noon. They must all be committed either at 11:59, or 12:01. Any attempted tasks will be bounced
That should take care of it
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From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org
To: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org
Umm… are you OK? We don’t have a 12th floor in this building… I’ll take note of all the other ones though…