From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I’ve got it! I finally figured it out! You don’t actually exist do you! You are just one of our AI’s that has somehow gained the skills to come after me! Admit it, I am correct! ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org Perhaps you have figured me out. Perhaps you have discovered exactly whatContinue reading “I have figured you out!”
Category Archives: Sarah Lockman
DONT ANSWER EMAILS
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org This is extremely important, if you receive an email from anyone you do not recognize, especially someone that is not on the company employee list I sent you, contact me immediately. Don’t even open the email. Ideally, if you get one of those emails, text or call me. Larry
Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing
From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org To all current employees. I am sorry to announce that Doctor Edward Kimble passed away last night. The doctors believe he had a heart attack in his sleep, most likely related to him contracting some sort of sickness. He had a long and well-documented history of heart conditions. We are sad toContinue reading “Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing”
Crossfit starts this week
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Reminder: Sarah and I will be starting our weekly yoga and CrossFit this week on Wednesday! If you signed up for the classes, please make sure to get there at least five minutes early as we will begin stretching @ 6 pm on the dot! We are going to make this theContinue reading “Crossfit starts this week”
Pictures of events
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Hello! I hope everyone had fun this weekend! If anyone got pictures of the event, please send them to me, especially any that have our team members in them Derek Scott
Relationships in the company
It has come to my attention that there may be some members of the team who have been seeing each other. While we cannot explicitly ban this behavior, do note that any harassment, even in the context of a messy relationship, will not be tolerated, and you will be immediately removed from the company. IContinue reading “Relationships in the company”
Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO
Dear AITIS Board Members, I hope this message finds you well. As many of you know, our CEO, Dr. Edward Kimble, has been recovering from a heart condition. While we are pleased with his progress, it has become clear that he will need more time to fully recuperate before resuming his duties. To ensure theContinue reading “Special Meeting to Appoint Temporary CEO”
Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!
Dear Team, I hope this message finds you well and in the holiday spirit! As we approach the festive season, we’re excited to announce our annual Christmas office party. This year, the celebration will be mandatory for all team members, as we believe it’s a wonderful opportunity to come together, reflect on our achievements, andContinue reading “Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!”
RE: Removed from Presentation?
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Edward_Kimble@aitis.org Why has my name been removed from the presentation docket? I know this program better than anyone, why wouldn’t I be the one presenting it? ————————————————————————————– From: Edward_Kimble@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org We decided to go in a different direction with it. Your presentation skills are good, don’t get me wrong, but we feel likeContinue reading “RE: Removed from Presentation?”
No one is fired
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org,Derek_Scott@aitis.org,Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org No, no one has been fired, we are taking steps to write the situation, but no one‘s job is at risk at this time. Now please, let’s keep the employment chatter to a minimum, the last thing we need is to spook the new interns.
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