From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I’ve got it! I finally figured it out! You don’t actually exist do you! You are just one of our AI’s that has somehow gained the skills to come after me! Admit it, I am correct! ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org Perhaps you have figured me out. Perhaps you have discovered exactly whatContinue reading “I have figured you out!”
Category Archives: All IT
Hes messing with me!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org He’s messing with me… I know it! He’s targeting me, he’s trying to come after me specifically! ————————————————————————————– From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org What makes you say that? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org It’s the numbers! The IP numbers he’s emailing from! I added them all together, and the first one creates the ASCII letterContinue reading “Hes messing with me!”
Are you ok?
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, are you all right? You sent me a message over chat that seemed to be gibberish, and I wanted to make sure that you weren’t hacked or anything. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org I’m fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Nothing is wrong! I just need a break, but I can’t get aContinue reading “Are you ok?”
Another wierd server update
From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Im sure you have been seeing a lot of these, but I found a server update that seems odd. Can you look into it? https://aitis.org/server/server-action-deployment-id-104-code-name-legal-dispute/ ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org Oh sure… we will add it to the list of server pings I need to look into…
Strawberry Fields forever and ever
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, I tried to call you, and I just got a recording of “Strawberry Fields” playing over and over again. What’s going on? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org Oh, sorry, I was getting sick of the alert notification going off over and over again, so I turned on my favorite song to drownContinue reading “Strawberry Fields forever and ever”
I found you!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org I found you! I know where you’re hiding! You can’t hide from me forever! ————————————————————————————– From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I don’t think sending the same email to every possible server domain that could exist on the system counts as “finding me”. I do commend your effort though, although I will reiterate, you willContinue reading “I found you!”
All 12s got to go
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org All right, I’ve definitely confirmed that it is all about the number 12. I’m just gonna have to make sure to get rid of all iterations of the number 12 in this building. Because of that, I’m letting you know that I am going to be doing the following: I’m turning offContinue reading “All 12s got to go”
All about 12!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.org Ha ha! I figured it out! So everything revolves around the number 12 correct? So that means that I just have to find all instances of 12, or the numbers that can be multiplied together to make it! Maybe if I can seal off all those IP numbers, then he won’t beContinue reading “All about 12!”
Email password generation
From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I know you already have your hands full trying to mitigate all the IT issues that have popped up, but is there anything we can do about the password system? I’ve been noticing logins to my email from different IPs that I’m used to. I’m not gonna go so far as toContinue reading “Email password generation”
EXE spawned, can you check?
From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: IT@aitis.org I found this EXE in one of the shards last night, can you check it out? I don’t know what it is, but it seems to be some sort of standalone simulation. https://aitis.org/server/server-action-deployment-id-103-code-name-man-of-the-sea/
References
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org So about this simulation that’s being created, I’ve looked into it a little bit like you said, but I’ve noticed someth ing. All the characters seem to be named after old book characters. Victor Franklin, Detective Usher, Carmi Ismael, they all seem to be references to literary characters. Not just the characters,Continue reading “References”
Found some info
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I found a user description last night for this MITBH. I have been reading through his activity and I think I am understanding him. I will continue to follow the activity log and see if I can find a pattern. It seems like he likes to navigate using specific pathways, so perhapsContinue reading “Found some info”
DONT ANSWER EMAILS
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org This is extremely important, if you receive an email from anyone you do not recognize, especially someone that is not on the company employee list I sent you, contact me immediately. Don’t even open the email. Ideally, if you get one of those emails, text or call me. Larry
Source of the emails
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I don’t know how to tell you this, but I did an IP trace on the emails I have received, as well as the emails everyone has received, and they all seem to be coming from IPs within the company. Many of the IPs match the servers we run the shards on,Continue reading “Source of the emails”
About that new user
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I have looked into that user as you suggested, but there is not a user in our system by that name. In fact there are no new users since we hired Thomas to IT. There is no email account MITBH@aitis.org either. ————————————————————————————– From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org What do you mean there is noContinue reading “About that new user”
Server Update Page
From: Sable Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I am looking over that shard update you found. My credentials do seem to give me access to the commit comments, but there’s just one comment that is interesting in there: “By what name does the main character get referred to by her friends?” That sure doesn’t give us any heContinue reading “Server Update Page”
Not reporting overtime?
From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I’m reviewing your file, and you have reported 50 hours of work this week, but you have been logged in for almost 70. I know you’re trying to fix all the problems that I’ve been going on, but you don’t need to solve them at the cost of your own health. DespiteContinue reading “Not reporting overtime?”
Looking for me?
From: MITBH@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org I hear you were looking for me. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: MITBH@aitis.org You are the hacker? What do you want? You are making my job a living hell with all of these changes to our systems! If you want a ransom, I am sure we can work something out. Just please, I haven’tContinue reading “Looking for me?”
Explain how the AI’s work
You requested a brief description of how our technology works. Well, here it is as best as I can understand it. So you know that generative AI stuff that has been really popular the last few years? Type in a sentence and suddenly it spits out a pretty picture? Type in a prompt and it’llContinue reading “Explain how the AI’s work”
System changes I should know?
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Hey, I know you mentioned that there have been a lot of changes to to our system, but what should I be focused on learning? Alternatively, what can I ignore because it’ll change? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org For one, this whole email system is bonkers. The fact that we are sending emailsContinue reading “System changes I should know?”
Who sent this?
————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Here is a copy of the transcript, you should be able to use it to search for who sent this to me: XX: <11:51 pm> hello Sable SK: <11:55 pm> hello? I’m sorry, I don’t seem to have your contacts saved, who is this? X: <11:55 pm> I don’t believe you’veContinue reading “Who sent this?”
Deactivation Notice
From: IT@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org This account has been deactivated. If you believe this has been done in error, please contact IT
Meeting with HR
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Please come to HR in room 206 ASAP
WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Whatever you pushed last night, the website is a mess now. You were only supposed to add password recovery functionality to the pop-up chat, but the only password it will retrieve is yours! This is a massive security risk, not to mention extremely irresponsible! Why would you test the functionality on anContinue reading “WHAT DID YOU DO!?!”
Im concerned
From: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Umm… Should I be worried about that email chain I got? The CEO seems really upset about it. ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org I know I know. Don’t worry about it, it’s not going to be your responsibility
New Experiment
From: Teddy_Heart@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org There is a ticket to restore the Lost password feature. Mind if I take this? I built something similar at my last company, so I should be able to handle it easily. ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Should be fine, let me know if you have issues.
Manually creating new user
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: User234612@aitis.org Thomas Reeds Come see me when you get a chance. Because for some reason it won’t let me delete the new user, and you’re not able to change your name, I’m going to have the system create a new user for you. The system automatically generates its passwords, so I’m gonna haveContinue reading “Manually creating new user”
Welcome to the Team!
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Thomas_Reeds@aitis.org Hello Thomas! I am Sarah, your Head of HR. I am so excited to have you on board! I am sure you will be a great addition to the team! We have some documents for you to fill out. Please come by room 206 when you get the chance. I even haveContinue reading “Welcome to the Team!”
New User: Thomas Reeds
Your new password is:
Need to discuss
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org Just so everyone is aware, something happened recently that we all need to be aware of: Someone sent a threat to multiple people in the company. We don’t think it is serious, but it is something that all IT needs to be aware of because it seems like the message has comeContinue reading “Need to discuss”
I can still see it!
From:Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org Why hasn’t been resolved? ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org, Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I don’t know, for some reason the system won’t let me delete the user or the email. Somehow this email has been given even higher authority than I have. ————————————————————————– From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org How is that possible? Your head of IT! Does anyone elseContinue reading “I can still see it!”
New user email?
From:Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org What the hell happened? Why did everyone get a message from this user? Why hasn’t this been deleted? ————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: All_IT@aitis.org, Jeremy_Solts@aitis.org I’m sorry, I’m working on it now. I believe the full staff went on break right before it went out, so we didn’t see if for an hour. ————————————————————————– From:Continue reading “New user email?”
Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing
From: Jeremy_Solts@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org To all current employees. I am sorry to announce that Doctor Edward Kimble passed away last night. The doctors believe he had a heart attack in his sleep, most likely related to him contracting some sort of sickness. He had a long and well-documented history of heart conditions. We are sad toContinue reading “Announcement: Dr. Edward Kimbles passing”
Server Usage Increase
Hey, did the server usage jump for anyone else? Around midnight there were several server ticks that were much higher usage than the others. Everyone should have gone home for the night, so I don’t think that was someone onboarding any sort of new project. The server ticks appeared to have had several more spikesContinue reading “Server Usage Increase”
Ticket clearing
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Make sure you clear ALL tickets related to any issue. I noticed you had a few related ones that were fixed last night, but you only cleared the most recent ones. I would recommend doing a search for key terms to see if the ticket has related issues before clearing to seeContinue reading “Ticket clearing”
Time Clock in reminder
From: Fen_Li@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org This week’s timesheet review shows you have not clocked in for multiple days this week. Because you are a work-from-home employee, we need to have you clock in so others know if you are available to receive and respond to messages in a timely matter. If you have questions on how toContinue reading “Time Clock in reminder”
Return that ticket!!
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org I appreciate your enthusiasm, but return ticketID: 6794! that one is reported by Dr. Kuhns, and only I handle those. Larry ————————————————————————————– From: Teddy_Heart@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org All right, I checked it back in I hope this isn’t praying, but why do you handle all of Dr. Kuhns reports? ————————————————————————————– From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Dr.Continue reading “Return that ticket!!”
Crossfit starts this week
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Reminder: Sarah and I will be starting our weekly yoga and CrossFit this week on Wednesday! If you signed up for the classes, please make sure to get there at least five minutes early as we will begin stretching @ 6 pm on the dot! We are going to make this theContinue reading “Crossfit starts this week”
Pictures of events
From: Derek_Scott@aitis.orgTo: All@aitis.org Hello! I hope everyone had fun this weekend! If anyone got pictures of the event, please send them to me, especially any that have our team members in them Derek Scott
First Ticket
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Today is your first day actually fixing things. I am sending the ID for a relatively simple ticket that came in last night: Ticket ID: 6612
Starting reminders
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Hope your first day has gone well. Make sure to get all of your HR stuff taken care of tonight. I know that the manual they gave you is obnoxiously complicated, but given how complicated the servers they build here are, you need to know how to address any issue that mayContinue reading “Starting reminders”
Welcome to the Team!
From: Sarah_Lockman@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Hello Teddy! I am Sarah, your Head of HR. I am so excited to have you on board! I am sure you will be a great addition to the team! We have some documents for you to fill out. Please come by room 206 when you get the chance. I even haveContinue reading “Welcome to the Team!”
New User: Teddy Heart
From: IT@aitis.orgTo: Teddy_Heart@aitis.org Your new password: Teddyrulez4512
Relationships in the company
It has come to my attention that there may be some members of the team who have been seeing each other. While we cannot explicitly ban this behavior, do note that any harassment, even in the context of a messy relationship, will not be tolerated, and you will be immediately removed from the company. IContinue reading “Relationships in the company”
Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!
Dear Team, I hope this message finds you well and in the holiday spirit! As we approach the festive season, we’re excited to announce our annual Christmas office party. This year, the celebration will be mandatory for all team members, as we believe it’s a wonderful opportunity to come together, reflect on our achievements, andContinue reading “Christmas Office Party – Mark Your Calendars!”
Restoring Image
From: Larry_Hunt@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org I’m sorry, but I don’t even know what you did now. I’m just going to have to pull up an image from last night’s backup and restore it from there. Just save whatever work you were doing on a USB, and copy it over. ————————————————————————————– From: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.orgTo: Larry_Hunt@aitis.org Thank goodness you hadContinue reading “Restoring Image”
Self-writing code?
From: Lakshmi_Kumar@aitis.orgTo: Sable_Kuhns@aitis.org Hey, remember that big code push that we added a few weeks ago? The free use code? Did anyone actually read through all of it? I was pushing some updates to the shards, and I noticed the DLL associated with it is substantially larger than it was a week ago, and thoseContinue reading “Self-writing code?”
New Employee Login
From: IT@aitis.orgTo: All_Users@aitis.org Hello and welcome to AITIS! And we are so glad to have you in our company! If you find yourself here, it’s because the IT staff have set up a new account. To set up your account, you will first need to log in using your temporary password, see below. Once there,Continue reading “New Employee Login”
New User: Larry Hunt
Your new password is:
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